Reichenbach Rising: Part 4Chapter 4John had expected to spend the usual six-to-eight-week recovery period in the usual cast-then-boot-then-crutches.But he should have known better. What with Sherlock back from the dead, an alien in the next room, and the fact that he was on board a time machine that liked to change which corridor let out where ("Oh yea, she does thatIf she's bored or wants to get my attention."), he probably should have guessed something would show up to get him back on his feet. Be it the Doctor, practically force-feeding him some kind of green liquid he claimed would help his bones knit faster, or Sherlock, pacing endlessly round and round the Tardis, obviously not used to being parked this long. With the help of the Doctor's mysterious bone-knitting beverage, and a crutch he'd hoped to never see again, John was back on his feet within the week. It was a miracle, impossibly fast. But sociopaths in a time machine don't like to wait around, and Sherlock still said "Fi
The Art of TrollingThe Blog of Dr. John Watson16th June:UntitledHe was my best friend and I'll always believe in him.Comments disabledComments:Hi sexy, it's me again. I'm bored. Let's play.Rich Brook(geddit?) 29 June 15:23I didn't actually shoot myself in the face, you know. Obviously.Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 June 12:20I've got your adorable conversation with Johnny-boy recorded on my phone, you know. Maybe I'll post it to Youtube.Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 June 12: 34"I want you to tell Lestrade, tell Mrs. Hudson, tell Molly – in fact, tell anyone who will listen to you that I INVENTED Moriarrrteeeee for MY OWN P URPOSESSS"Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 June 12:36And so forth. Amirite?Rich Brook(geddit?) 30 June 12:40But seriously.